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Dennis Miller

February 25, 2011 Leave a comment

It’s ironic that in our culture everyone’s biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

Johnny Carson

February 22, 2011 Leave a comment

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

George Carlin

February 21, 2011 Leave a comment

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

George Carlin

February 18, 2011 Leave a comment

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

George Carlin

February 18, 2011 Leave a comment

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.

George Carlin

February 17, 2011 Leave a comment

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

George Carlin

February 17, 2011 Leave a comment

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.